Thursday, December 9, 2010

Mustard Tigers in my Cheeseburger Locker


MUSTARD TIGER
-Crusty, yellow, ferocious, wild, goopy, bitter, angry person. 

"Ugh, you're such a mustard tiger!"




CHEESEBURGER LOCKER
- The chamber between your intestine and ass that stores only components of cheeseburgers, and you must drink "locker cleaner" to clean it out each week, IF you have a cheeseburger. If not you will gain 5 pounds and your butt will get bigger. 

"You need to clean out your cheeseburger locker, your but is getting bigger."

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